Inktober 2018 - Drawloween Postcards
“Do you happen to be the White Owl, great and almighty? We’re your biggest fans, you know”.
“I’m here just for trick-or-treating, you guys. Put me down, will you?”
“Mr.Pharmacist! Someone’s has poisoned my pup! Do you have anything to prevent its swollen state? I’ll pay you well...with your life.. so please, hurry!”
“What’s up, darlin’? Wanna get yourself some education alongside all those men? Sure! Let’s see how long you’ll be able to keep that pretty face straight once I pay you a sweet little visit every single month to stretch those pretty guts of yours.. Feel like using a cozy private bathroom probably located somewhere in close proximity? Sorry, but it’s about a hundred years too early for that, sweetie.”
Simple life of the pumpkin folk🎃🎃🎃
God: ‘Ok, child, seems like you gonna be single for some time, gonna do your groceries by foot, and will have to carry those heavy bags for about half a mile to your place (which will seem like a whole mile to your sensitive white butt) while doing some more shopping on your way.. Ain’t it leaving your fragile pretty fingers all but hurt and ruined?..let’s see.. how about you have some ‘Second Pair of Extra Durable Hands for Singles’? Only this month it comes with an extra ‘Flick Off Hand’ which is gonna be attached to your back for others to quit judging and simply mind their own business’.
Me: ‘Yesgodpleaseidontcareandyesimtakingthatextraone’.
Some have clock to check their time, others happen to use local ghosts for the very same purpose 👻🎃👻 Drowned maiden usually appears in this village by 23:16. Check your time, ladies and gentlemen.
‘I don’t know whether you’re a vampire or a whale.. you have to decide this for yourself. All I know is that I love you..’
‘Would you like to become a star, child? Your wish is my command..’
“Feared by all,
Forgotten by none,
Here lies the wealthiest granny
Of Shitsburg town”— “You better tell us where you’ve hidden your treasures, missus, or we’re gonna ‘ouija’ you to ultimate spiritual exhaustion!”
“Nah, these ain’t tears.. it’s just Count’s ghost that keeps drooling on my face as I sit on his collar like so, missing him..”
“At Chicken Laboratory Inc. we believe that those that bring up may be more essential than those that give birth. That’s why we have created a special breed of chicken-like beings that are able to provide little chicks with unconditional love and care throughout their growth and development, which is times better than that given by natural grown-up chickens. Such experiment resulted in major increase in egg size and brought up significant decrease in chicken mutation and mortality rates. Our motto is: Looks don’t matter - goodwill does.
Chicken Laboratory Inc. products are planned to enter world market in June of 2019.”🐓🐓🐓
That one sleepover at Catboy’s place: ‘Maybe you shouldn’t have played with my Momma’s mushrooms after all’😾🍄🍂
Mama Hell’s Roasted Delights: ‘Eat well, children, and remember to keep those pants off, or else they may just catch fire and bring your ass down in BBQ flames 🔥👹’
Tranquil Cat SPA services: ‘Why won’t you try some green salmon tea, dear hooman, while I brush your silky fur’..
Famous Cases of Unfortunate Supernatural Encounters: Toxina Leather-Face and her favorite caterpillar-boy🐛🦋🕸 This vicious forest witch made sure he’d never turn into butterfly to escape her grip🕷
Thanks for watching!
