This is my piece for Yippee-Kai-Yay a Bruce Willis themed group show.
To me, these are the elements that make up Bruce Willis’ everyday life:
To me, these are the elements that make up Bruce Willis’ everyday life:
• Dead all along. (Probably from explosions.)
• Even his skull is bald. (his hair was probably worn away from constant exposure to massive explosions.)
• Female fans throwing themselves at his rugged/explosive charm.
• White shirt and black jacket dusty from explosions.
• Wearing a monocle because his vision is impaired from explosions.
• Smoking a cigar. Essentially a controlled explosion held in the mouth.
• Surrounded by destruction at all times. (Could be existing ruins, but most likely freshly destroyed by the mere presence of Mr. Willis in the vicinity. )
• Raining cash (explosions are incredibly profitable.)
• Even his skull is bald. (his hair was probably worn away from constant exposure to massive explosions.)
• Female fans throwing themselves at his rugged/explosive charm.
• White shirt and black jacket dusty from explosions.
• Wearing a monocle because his vision is impaired from explosions.
• Smoking a cigar. Essentially a controlled explosion held in the mouth.
• Surrounded by destruction at all times. (Could be existing ruins, but most likely freshly destroyed by the mere presence of Mr. Willis in the vicinity. )
• Raining cash (explosions are incredibly profitable.)
*Ashton Kutcher not pictured
