ONCE UPON A TIME…
Papa, Mama and Baby Panda lived happily in China, eating bamboo and lazing about in the bright China sun. One day Goldilocks and her 1.2 billion relatives outgrew their cities and began moving into the Panda’s bamboo forest, cutting it down and building apartment complexes. All of the Panda’s friends and family began dying of starvation and Papa, Mama and Baby Panda became very alarmed, so they talked to the people at the World Wildlife Fund. WWF then told the Chinese government about the plight of the Pandas.
“This is bad!” said the Chinese government. “We will make laws to save the Pandas!”
Sadly, not everyone saw fit to follow these laws. One day, Goldilocks went on a mass panda hunt and killed the entire Panda family. When the Chinese police discovered Papa, Mama and Baby hanging on Goldilocks’ wall, they thought seriously about having her executed, until she gave them 4 million dollars in bribes. This was only half of the profit that Goldilocks had made selling Papa, Mama and Baby bear’s skins on the black market. With the other four million Goldilocks purchased what was left of the bamboo forest and began plans for a shopping mall.
AND NONE OF THE PANDAS LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Papa, Mama and Baby Panda lived happily in China, eating bamboo and lazing about in the bright China sun. One day Goldilocks and her 1.2 billion relatives outgrew their cities and began moving into the Panda’s bamboo forest, cutting it down and building apartment complexes. All of the Panda’s friends and family began dying of starvation and Papa, Mama and Baby Panda became very alarmed, so they talked to the people at the World Wildlife Fund. WWF then told the Chinese government about the plight of the Pandas.
“This is bad!” said the Chinese government. “We will make laws to save the Pandas!”
Sadly, not everyone saw fit to follow these laws. One day, Goldilocks went on a mass panda hunt and killed the entire Panda family. When the Chinese police discovered Papa, Mama and Baby hanging on Goldilocks’ wall, they thought seriously about having her executed, until she gave them 4 million dollars in bribes. This was only half of the profit that Goldilocks had made selling Papa, Mama and Baby bear’s skins on the black market. With the other four million Goldilocks purchased what was left of the bamboo forest and began plans for a shopping mall.
AND NONE OF THE PANDAS LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
