There's no shame in proclaiming your baggage and admitting you can't fly without a drink. 1 before the flight, 2 in mid-air, your red cup ritual. Let the judgmental faces of faux-friendly passengers watch as you knock 'em back. You know what feels good. And if you start feeling out of sorts keep your composure; we bestow on you this bag, and free round trip to the lavatory. An aide for the anti-aerial. Solo cup, also for Ginger-Ale.