LEAVING LETTER
Dear Darren,
Thank you for all your patience and effort over the past year. I wish for you to know that i have learned a lot from your teachings and value you as a lecturer and a man.
Unfortunately advertising is no longer my passion; instead I have found a new path to undergo,
On holiday to Villamoura early this summer I met a friendly local who showed me the town.
One particular night walking down the strip I felt this rush of emotion, which I could not control.
One thing led to another, now I'm moving in with him and working in a bar in the isle of Fernando.
I have no regrets and wish you the very best.
Ps. do you fancy coming up and enjoying EVERYTHING Villamoura has to offer ? ;)
#yolo
Edmundo Belhay. X.
CREATE A WORD
COMOVER
KOMOVA
NOUN/
A HANGOVER THAT IS SO SEVERE THAT THE SUBJECT WOULD FALL INTO
A DEEP SLEEP (COMA) IN, WHICH THEY DO NOT RISE FROM UNTIL LATE AFTERNOON.
MY MOTTO
THE 5 F’S
FIND THEM, FOLLOW THEM, FINGER THEM, F**K THEM, FORGET THEM
MANIFESTO
Zig when the world is fucking boring.
Don’t evolve. migrate!
Always play it by ear.
Spend money quickly and instantly.
Have fun while your young but..
…Work hard now to play hard tomorrow.
Most of all, if you cant do something you love
Do something boring that makes you money,
At least you’ve got the weekend to get pissed.
SELL SOMETHING I OWN
Do you have a lighter mate? If not then buy my lighter. Why do you need a lighter you may ask, but the real question is why do so many people ask you for a lighter? You don’t look like you smoke.
Well here is the truth, the majority of the times you get asked is on a night out and if I can guess I am assuming most of the people who asked you for a lighter were members of the opposite sex, this is because the person is using having a cigarette as an excuse to come over and talk to you. When you reply “sorry I don’t smoke” they feel too ashamed to carry on a conversation.
Now with my lighter you can hand it over to the person who may ask and under go a long conversation which is just an awkward waiting period until one of you asks if they want to go somewhere quitter.
So call me I can ensure that you will satisfy everyone who may ask you for a lighter, with my lighter.
SELL SOMETHING I LOVE
Do you need a cleaner? A cook? Why hire two people when you can hire my mother, she is highly efficient, works for bellow minimum wage and gets the job done.
SELL MY BRAIN
You come across some people who can get the job done 100% guarantee but with one condition, which is, you don’t ask how it’s done. Well that my brain don’t ask how or why all you need to know is the job will get done
